Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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