yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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