Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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