i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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