I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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