Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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