Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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