I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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