38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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