We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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