i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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