i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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