i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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