I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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