am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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