Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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