I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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