I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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