this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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