If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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