Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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