You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We’re leaving where are you
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