5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Randomize