Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sext me about skeletons
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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