Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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