I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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