you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize