sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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