great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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