So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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