im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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