What should our trivia night team be named?
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i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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