Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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