I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He felt like a one man threesome
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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