How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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