Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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