That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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