last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back