Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra