Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.