My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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