hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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