finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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