Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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