Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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