butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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