Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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