I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
