she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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