i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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