Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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