In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.